ABOUT OUR CANDLES
David (convicted arsonist)
"Now I can indulge my compulsions with a waft of manly scent."
Rich from Ipswich
"Please, please, please stop sending fork handles when I order four candles. Mildly funny first time, wearing thin the third time, seriously annoying the twelfth. And yes I get the reference."
Jeff from Godalming
"Judging by their social media videos, the two founders look like complete pricks with the mental (and sexual) maturity of 12 year olds. They do however make outstanding candles..."
"Ow! It burned me!!"
Is this a real store??
Father Jean-Paul La Gare, Notre-Dame de Paris
Not Cara Delavigne
"The Candles For Chaps founders are so attractive that I soak the bedsheets when I dream of them. Especially the one that looks like an onanistic hobbit."
Not featured in*:
* (and unlikely to ever be)